Wednesday, September 06, 2006
1:01 AM
Thanks to bloody dave and his bloody tagging, i have to write this bloody article or he'll bloody keep hounding me. bloody hell! wait till i shove some bloody **** up his bloody ****, the bloody ****. Anyways, here it is:
Presenting:
8 qualities of the ideal girl (for me in my case, why the hell would I...nevermind)
1. At least decent looking. All those people say "But its what inside that counts!". Yeah right. For me, I might have to spend about more than half my life (hopefully) with her, and if i have to wake up every morning looking at some hag, I think I'll probably die.
PLUS POINTS: If she's KAWAIIIIII!!!!
2. Humorous. Nobody likes a girl who pouts every freakin' hour (ok, some people do, but they're like goth/emo fetishist and stuff, which I'm not). She dosen't necessarily have to laugh at my jokes (which i understand is quite a task to accomplish) but she has to at least laugh quite a bit.
PLUS POINTS: If she can actually laugh at my jokes.
3. Honesty. Don't you think honest people are hot? C'mon, you know they are...
PLUS POINTS: Er, being a smart, honest person. There are cases where there can be WAY too much information.
4. Integrity. Steal my money and you're dead, bitch! Maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea.
PLUS POINTS: If you help keep mine intact as well. Kinda ironic, eh?
5. Humble. There was once this uber proud bit... er GIRL in my primary school, and she really pissed me off. Needless to say, I have been mentally scarred since. Keep note that calling yourself dumb isn't being humble, its just called self abuse. Remember kids, low self esteem doesn't equal humility.
PLUS POINTS: Maintains that careful balance between being a complete doormat and being stubborn. Oh, and she needs to tell me off about my arrogance also when the situation calls for it.
6. Loving. Duh
PLUS POINTS: DUH
7. Neat. There must be a balance, right? I mean, who is gonna tell me to clean the house? If no one does, the house will be hell...
PLUS POINTS: If she can actually inspire me to be as neat as her...in some miraculous way that will even make missionaries, preachers and pastors scratch their collective heads.
8. Sweet. I have a weakness for sweet people. Its such a sad weakness that I'm ashamed of myself...wait, isn't that a good thing...?
PLUS POINTS: Even too much sugar is bad for your health. Gotta maintain a healthy diet, if you know what I mean.
So that's that. In no particular order. Hope you're bloody happy now, bloody dave.
ARRGHHHHH
Presenting:
8 qualities of the ideal girl (for me in my case, why the hell would I...nevermind)
1. At least decent looking. All those people say "But its what inside that counts!". Yeah right. For me, I might have to spend about more than half my life (hopefully) with her, and if i have to wake up every morning looking at some hag, I think I'll probably die.
PLUS POINTS: If she's KAWAIIIIII!!!!
2. Humorous. Nobody likes a girl who pouts every freakin' hour (ok, some people do, but they're like goth/emo fetishist and stuff, which I'm not). She dosen't necessarily have to laugh at my jokes (which i understand is quite a task to accomplish) but she has to at least laugh quite a bit.
PLUS POINTS: If she can actually laugh at my jokes.
3. Honesty. Don't you think honest people are hot? C'mon, you know they are...
PLUS POINTS: Er, being a smart, honest person. There are cases where there can be WAY too much information.
4. Integrity. Steal my money and you're dead, bitch! Maybe not that extreme, but you get the idea.
PLUS POINTS: If you help keep mine intact as well. Kinda ironic, eh?
5. Humble. There was once this uber proud bit... er GIRL in my primary school, and she really pissed me off. Needless to say, I have been mentally scarred since. Keep note that calling yourself dumb isn't being humble, its just called self abuse. Remember kids, low self esteem doesn't equal humility.
PLUS POINTS: Maintains that careful balance between being a complete doormat and being stubborn. Oh, and she needs to tell me off about my arrogance also when the situation calls for it.
6. Loving. Duh
PLUS POINTS: DUH
7. Neat. There must be a balance, right? I mean, who is gonna tell me to clean the house? If no one does, the house will be hell...
PLUS POINTS: If she can actually inspire me to be as neat as her...in some miraculous way that will even make missionaries, preachers and pastors scratch their collective heads.
8. Sweet. I have a weakness for sweet people. Its such a sad weakness that I'm ashamed of myself...wait, isn't that a good thing...?
PLUS POINTS: Even too much sugar is bad for your health. Gotta maintain a healthy diet, if you know what I mean.
So that's that. In no particular order. Hope you're bloody happy now, bloody dave.
ARRGHHHHH
A Gathering of Christians
Dont let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity. 1 Timothy 4:12
have your say!!
1) Guoxi and Bryan, that they won't be stressed out by the j2 year ahead
2) Zach, that he'll have a miraculous recovery rate and still get another month mc
3) Dave, that he'll find his divine purpose in his new church and that he'll enjoy quality fellowship and draw even closer to God
4) Ben, that he'll be able to maximise his time for God's glory before he goes into NS
5) Shawn, that he'll pass all his upcoming exams
6) Sam, that he won't have to stay up till too late to finish his assignments
7) Everyone, that we'll be disciplined in doing our quiet time daily :)
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